Residents of Pearl River have been seeing the same drones which have been plaguing South Jersey. Last night an orange rod like light was hovering over the Pfizer plant at a 45 degree angle, not moving. Residents are worried, although the Department of Homeland Security has not given any cause to fear saying there is no evidence that a foreign entity is operating or spying on any sensitive areas. The drone is now as ubiquitous as transistor radios were in the 1960s in this country. Perhaps a group of enthusiasts are just trying to whip up some drama, or perhaps they are aliens wanting to see the Pearl River Rotary Club’s holiday decorations and attend the festivities tonight in Braunsdorf park when Santa Claus comes to town with his cartoon friends giving out candy canes and riding his sleigh through the streets of downtown Pearl River. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and happy new year, to our readers from the Orangetown Post.
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